Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Paris Hilton, Hero!

Maybe the persecution will end at last. Thanks to Jeff Meyerson for this inspiring link.

Why they now look up to Paris: "Paris Hilton is being hailed as a hero after 'rescuing' a little person injured as part of an Oompa Loompa act during Art Basel Miami Beach Saturday night.

The shocking accident happened during a Beacher's Madhouse performance, sponsored by Ariva, at Cameo nightclub."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dave Barry suggests forwarding this to the Nobel Committee, so you're on the same page.


Jeff M.

mybillcrider said...

Hey, if Al Gore can win, I think she has a chance.

Cap'n Bob said...

The system works. I'm glad to see she left the slammer a changed woman. Can beatification be far behind?

mybillcrider said...

No doubt the Pope has been notified.